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Amateur Childbirth: Your Afterlife Is Cancelled - VINYL LP

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Amateur Childbirth: Your Afterlife Is Cancelled - VINYL LPTitle: Your Afterlife Is Cancelled Artist: Amateur Childbirth Label: Blackest Ever Black Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 5055869559515 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2017 09 22 Number of Discs: 1 This is Amateur Childbirth's "Christian Rock" album. The previous LP from Ivan Matthew Hick's solo project, 2013's Pripyat, concerned itself with the blighted belief systems of UFO worshippers. Your Afterlife Is Cancelled expands this compelling solo project's field

Title: Your Afterlife Is Cancelled
Artist: Amateur Childbirth
Label: Blackest Ever Black
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 5055869559515
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2017-09-22
Number of Discs: 1

This is Amateur Childbirth's "Christian Rock" album. The previous LP from Ivan Matthew Hick's solo project, 2013's Pripyat, concerned itself with the blighted belief systems of UFO worshippers. Your Afterlife Is Cancelled expands this compelling solo project's field of enquiry to look at a wider array of "religious anomalies": cults, for want of a better word. Each song is about a different such anomaly. To call Hicks's vision apocalyptic would be to underplay it's cruelty. The Bible's rampant sadism pales in comparison. This is a world where faith - in a god or gods, in astrology, morality, or any meaning whatsoever - is merely a prelude to punishment. His lyrics are vivid glossaries of pain, abjection and indignity; the songs' protagonists swim in blood, piss, shit, and ejaculate. Eschatology and scatology are indivisible here. Drugs are rampantly abused, albeit to little benefit. There are scalpel-flashes of humor in David's wordplay, rhyming and dour Brisbane diction - but this offers scant consolation for the songs' embattled subjects, who wait, in vein, for salvation, while crows peck out their eyes, blood pours from their ears, and psoriasis ravages their skin. These words, for all their pessimism and body-horror, are cradled in minimalist, folk-rock arrangements that are quite dazzling in their beauty and grievously earned simplicity: Hicks's monochord strum embellished with subtle violin, synthesizer, and percussion shading. Amateur Childbirth's caustic end-times worldview inevitably prompts comparisons with Current 93, but also a wider (non-)tradition of caustic and disturbed loner psych that includes Simon Finn, Patrik Fitzgerald, Robyn Hitchcock, Peter Jefferies, and Roy Harper. Your Afterlife Is Cancelled is a depressive tour de force from one of the most crushingly eloquent voices in the Australian underground.

Tracks:
1.1 My Throat = Abyss of Tar
1.2 Emissary of Light
1.3 Alive with Desire
1.4 Portents to Beauty
1.5 Iridescent Effigy to Hades
1.6 In Greenland, Alone
1.7 Lithium Hangover Ordinary Morphine
1.8 High Calvinism
1.9 All Doomed
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