SKU: 55374688675

I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts 9oz Funny Candle Malicious Women Co

$19.80 $22.00
Save 10%
No.2 Bestseller on ateurope.org >

Pay in installments of $5.50 with ShopPay, AfterPay and Klarna

Shipping Estimate
USA
  • USA
  • CAN

Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 31 - Aug 5

Promo Codes Available:

For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15

Description

I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts 9oz Funny Candle Malicious Women CoI Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts Infused With: Internal Screaming & External Smiling NOTE: This product will be shipped separately if purchased with other brands. Thanks Vessel Color: Amber Lid Color: Black Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes) Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free) Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown In The USA 9oz Size: 2. 75" (W or Diameter) x 3. 5" (H with lid), 9. 125" (Circumference) Burn Time Approx: 9oz 40+ Hours Hand

I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts Infused With: Internal Screaming & External Smiling

NOTE: This product will be shipped separately if purchased with other brands. Thanks

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Color: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown In The USA
9oz Size: 2.75" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.125" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx: 9oz 40+ Hours
Hand Poured in the USA

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

Shipping Notes
  • Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
  • Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
  • Delivery to the USA:
  1. Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
  • If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
  • Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
SKU: 55374688675

Discover Niche Categories That Outsell

Top-Converting Item to Boost Your Average Order

4.8 ★★★★★
Based on 30 reviews
Sort
Highest Rating
Newest First
Oldest First
Product Reviews
C
Verified Purchase
Clint Jesus Chavez Vasquez
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Bonito Timex
Color: Green/Green
Bueno, bonito y barato. El envío super rápido, 7 días. Perú 🇵🇪.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2026
J
Verified Purchase
Jesus F Su
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
It's a Solar timex.
Color: Green/Green
It's Solar. Light weight. Probably won't need a battery change for a long time. Takes a Lickin keeps on tickin.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2026
A
Verified Purchase
Andrew Mc
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Amazing solar
Color: Green/Green
You will love it
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2026
A
Verified Purchase
Amazon Customer
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 3
Feels cheap, not good for old eyes.
The watch seemed to work good. But it felt cheap, and I was looking for something with better illumination and easier to read. I ended up returning it.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on October 3, 2025
J
Verified Purchase
Jimmy
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking
Color: Green/Black
I love this watch despite the fact that it is really a toy. I love the look of the watch, I love how lite the weight of the watch is on my wrist, and it really does keep good time if you manage the solar charge properly. Other than looking cool on your wrist, this watch has absolutely no functions other than time keeping. The black plastic bezel is molded into the case and does not turn, so don't plan on using that. The watch has no light, the dial numbers are non-luminous and the hands are very limited in terms of luminosity. No buttons. All you can do is adjust the time and date by pulling out what used to be a winding stem in the good old days. The small tag on the strap with Geographic coordinates shown on it indicate the location of the old Timex manufacturing facility (SW of Waterbury, CT). I have a nice ledge at my bedroom window and it gets good western sun for a good part of the day regardless of the time of year. On this ledge you will find a half dozen solar powered watches (mostly Casio) properly aligned to maximize the charge they may receive each day. Note that the description for this Timex watch specifically states that a lightbulb won't charge this watch. You need direct sunlight for several hours if you want to get more than a 3-week charge into this watch. So, I'll leave you with a couple of tips, my friends; 1.) If you are looking for a first watch to give your outdoorsy oriented Son or Daughter, then give them this one. Why? Because it is cool looking, fairly well built, and it actually works, 2.) After you receive your Timex watch, be sure to keep the display mount it is packaged with. It makes a great fixture to mount your watch on for charging and allows you to maximize the position of the solar cells on the dial so that you can optimize charging time. Have Fun! Jimmy
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2026

recommand products

DFC-H5 Panel Saw and Dust Free Cutter Combo
5067.02
Chilled - Cool Kids Adolescent Anxiety & Depression Program - Workbook Set
32.00
Roland VersaSTUDIO BD-12 Desktop UV Flatbed Printer
10997.50
RB 3D Puff Cut Vinyl
15.00
Mimaki TxF150-75 DTF Printing System (Used Machine)
6375.00