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...and Then You Die of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon TrailA quirky, nostalgic send up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard earned life lessons from the trail. Pack your wagons, find your ride or (literally) die friends, and roll up to Matt's General Store with a sack of cash it's time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty first century style And Then You Die of Dysentery is the perfect send up to the sometimes frustrating, always entertaining, and universally beloved Oregon Trail computer
A quirky, nostalgic send-up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard-earned life lessons from the trail. Pack your wagons, find your ride-or-(literally) die friends, and roll up to Matt's General Store with a sack of cash--it's time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty-first-century style ...And Then You Die of Dysentery is the perfect send-up to the sometimes frustrating, always entertaining, and universally beloved Oregon Trail computer game. Featuring a four-color design in the game's iconic 8-bit format, alongside pop culture references galore, the book offers 50 humorous, snarky lessons gleaned from the game's most iconic moments, including gems such as:--Suffering from exhaustion is a real thing. (It's not just PR code for why a celebrity went to rehab.)
--If you hunt too frequently in one area, game will become scarce. (The first signs of gentrification )
--Invite your sweetie to cuddle with you while looking up at the stars. (The night sky was the original Netflix & Chill. Step 1: Loosen up Orion's belt...) With its laugh-out-loud commentary and its absurdist nostalgia, ...And Then You Die of Dysentery is the ultimate trip down memory lane ... all the way to the Willamette Valley.
Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin
Published: 10/16/2018
ISBN: 9781328624390
Pages: 112
Weight: 0.60lbs
Size: 8.10h x 5.10w x 0.50d
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★★★★★ 4
Good for Teething puppies
Color: Teething Stick
After getting my fingers chewed and bitten by my new foster - 8 week old Yorkie , I was desperate to find good teething toys. Fortunately this one arrived quickly. Turned out to be very good for teething puppies! Charlie loves this cooling stick. Once it’s frozen, the cold really seems to soothe his sore gums. The icy part doesn’t stay frozen for long, but it works so well that I bought a second one to keep ready in the freezer while he’s working on the first.
Even after it warmed up, he still enjoyed chewing on the soft stuffed part and the tentacles. The product card says not to use it as a chew toy, so supervision is a must, but it held up just fine so far.
Overall, this has been a big help during the teething phase — short-lived when frozen, but very effective while it lasts! And worth every penny to save my fingers from being a chew toy.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 7, 2025
★★★★★ 5
From Puppy Teething to Adult Favorite – 7 Years Later
Color: Teething Stick, Color: Teething Stick
This has been one of the best toys I’ve ever bought! My dog has loved the Pupstages Cool Teething Stick since she was a tiny puppy, and now at 7 years old, it’s still one of her absolute favorites. It’s been amazing for soothing teething when she was little, and now she still enjoys chewing on it and carrying it around.
It’s held up surprisingly well over the years, especially considering how much use it’s gotten. I also love that you can cool it for extra relief—it really helped during those puppy stages.
If you’re looking for a toy that lasts and actually becomes a long-term favorite, this is definitely it. Highly recommend for both puppies and even older dogs who still love a good chew! 🐶
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great for little dogs that like to chew
Color: Hedgehog
Great for my 10 lb chihuahua that loves to chew! Keeps his teeth clean!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Cute Fun Puppies Love it Immediately Good Price
Color: Teething Stick
This little top was a huge success for my active Multipoo! She started playing with it immediately. I think it will become her favorite toy! It isn't expensive. It is well made and very cute!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2026
★★★★★ 4
My puppy loves it
Color: Teething Stick
It's cute and a good size for my chihuahua puppy. It seems to be slightly tearing at the seam in the middle, but hopefully it will hold up.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
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